Help!

3pm

Say you're buying movie tickets online. Say you get a window that looks like this:



How long are you supposed to actually wait? Its been about 8 minutes now...

3:09pm

I gave up and closed the window. I went back and ordered again. This time I got a confirmation right away. Is there any chance I won't be charged twice? I better check my email and see if I got 2 confirmations...

3:15pm

Only one confirmation, but wow, I get a lot of spam email for penis help - Viagra, Cialis, Levitra.

These are some of the subject lines of the spam I get:

• Re: A clean the confabulate
• Of send my marrowbone
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• her need he arugment indisposition

Aside from the advertisements for their drugs, the bodies of the emails also contained the following messages:

• It got late, and Harlan, Anton, Brian and the many thousands of krill took off, December, there is a complete sentence (Season's Greetings from the
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• to take my honey, I may kill him." Jupiter was much displeased, ground and limped away, howling dreadfully. His yelling soon

I assume that these subject lines are randomly selected words and that the messages are snippets automatically picked out of text from websites or something, all in an effort to beat spam-blockers. I'm glad our top minds are working for shady penis-help marketers.