Thursday, July 21, 2005

Can you go to hell for what you post in a blog?

I'm posting this IM conversation because it crudely makes plenty of good points. The names are changed so people don't crucify the involved parties. If you are offended by this, try to figure out why.



Joseph
: you know what i realized is a huge huge joke

Mary: what's that

Joseph: heaven

Joseph: think about it

Joseph: its like "hey idiot, dont do things that are bad for society, because if you are good enough you'll be in a nice place forever after you die."

Joseph: and the idiots just go right along with the idea of heaven despite having no reason to believe it in aside from that its a nice idea

Mary: hahah

Mary: true

Joseph: there are so many people who so fervently believe in heaven

Mary: yeah

Mary: well that goes hand in ahnd with the religion though

Joseph: these idiots will strap explosives to their body and blow themselves up because someone convinced them there will be 70 virgins awaiting them if they kill a bunch of sinners

Mary: truedat

Mary: they are convinced

Joseph: its like its too good to be true, if you are the one creating the relgions

Joseph: "hmmm what do people want? sex with virgins! we'll just promise them that if they do what we want. hmm but we cant really deliver on that. i've got it! we'll say they'll get it after they die!! they wont really fall for this will they?"

Mary: haha

Mary: people are idiots

Mary: sheep

Mary: you give em a nice idea like that

Mary: they will run with it

Mary: it doesn't hurt that it's self perpetuating too

Joseph: and the reason that some people fall for this shit and a few people can see through it is that the people who see through it still fuck the stupid people

Joseph: so its not like we'll ever advance past it

Joseph: but at least the majority of the dummies have something positive to believe in

Joseph: "i'm going to heaven"

Mary: i guess, but it's stupid positive nonetheless

Mary: and it's always an untouchable issue

Mary: it's like oh yeah i can't go to work on monday

Mary: gotta go do some shit for heaven

Mary: oh ok

Mary: cool dude

Mary: oh i cant go to work monday

Mary: i got an important bball game that day

Joseph: if i dont eat before sundown, i'll go to heaven

Mary: dude

Mary: you can't skip work for important bball game

Joseph: the ball game gets me into heaven

Mary: hah

Joseph: REALLY?? WHAT LEAGUE? CAN I JOIN??!

Mary: ahahah

Joseph: are there boring services and stupid ceremonies?!!

Mary: it'll be money

Joseph: can i donate 10% of my pretax earnings to perpetuate it??!

Mary: hahaha

Joseph: can we ritualistically kill a goat and then coat ourselves in its blood?!!

Joseph: dude whats wrong with you... i gotta go eat some jesus fleshwafers and drink his blood

Mary: hahahaha

Joseph: BUT MINE ISNT REAL

Joseph: so i'm not crazy

Joseph: its just a pretend fleshwafer and pretend blood

Joseph: so that makes it perfectly sane

Mary: mm pretend

Mary: symbol

Mary: religion really is a goddamn crutch

Joseph: you do all this shit for god

Joseph: show me god

Joseph: GOD IS EVERYWHERE

Mary: yeah

Joseph: its like talking to a child

Joseph: they just make up answers

Mary: religion is really genius

Mary: because if you deny it

Mary: then you are a heretic

Mary: and are invalidated

Joseph: exploitation of all these built in mechanisms we have

Mary: yeah

Mary: a fucking human virus

Mary: self-replicating

Joseph: i want a copy of this whole convo publicly available

Mary: do it

Mary: it's so taboo to disrespect religion

Mary: you know what

Mary: FUCK RELIGION

Joseph: whoa now

Mary: hah

Joseph: only the ones that hurt us

Mary: HAHAHA

Joseph: we benefit from religion for the most part

Joseph: sure i catch some shit from my mom

Joseph: and a few crazy muslims lob some grenades at us every once in a while

Joseph: but mostly jesus just keeps people occupied so they dont steal my money

Mary: i dunno about that

Mary: have you seen these jesus solicitations

Mary: i get one in the mail probably 3 times a week

Joseph: so you get some extra junk mail

Joseph: and a knock on your door once a year

Joseph: HAVE YOU HEARD THE GOOD WORD?

Mary: i'm even considering what i read one guy did

get some heavy strips of scrap metal, and send them in the reply envelope and make them pay for the postage

Joseph: hahahah

Mary: he said it drastically reduced his mail

Joseph: but he'll go to hell

Mary: hah

Joseph: you should tell him to stop

Joseph: tell him about jesus

Joseph: he can still be saved

Mary: hahaha

Mary: the best thing about jesus is you can just be an ass your whole life

Mary: and then be saved on your death bed

Joseph: thats true, jesus is a bit of a chump like that

Mary: hahah

Joseph: 20 hail marys and you're set in eternity

Mary: yup

Joseph: i think its horrible those things you said

Joseph: very offensive

Mary: hahaha

Mary: fucking a

Mary: just thinking about this shit

Mary: riles me

Joseph: turn the other cheek

Mary: almost have to

Mary: god you can't thoguh

Joseph: our relgion says that if you get punched, you should invite your attacker to repeat his assualt

Mary: people do the stupidest shit in the name of "god"

Joseph: god forbid you do shit just because it makes sense

Mary: yeah seriously

Mary: how have we fucking allowed religion to just take over

Mary: and make us do stupid shit

Mary: amazing really

Joseph: a lot of the actions religions encourage are actions that should be encouraged

Joseph: but they do it in the most ass-backwards way

Joseph: and there's so many layers of bullshit

Joseph: and pedophiles

Mary: especially imagine how things used to be, churchs running governments and shit

Joseph: "hey, its cool if you dont, but i want to eat pork, ok?" OFF WITH HIS HEAD!!

Mary: god

Mary: and even now in US politics religion is such a fuck

Mary: like if some atheist were to run for president, he wouldn't even make it past the first hurdle

Mary: he would be shot down so quickly

Mary: a fucking faggot could beat him

Joseph: well thats what happens when everyone gets an equal vote

Mary: people shouldn't get equal votes

Joseph: democracy is built on the idea that the sum of ignorance is intelligence

Mary: yeah

Joseph: at least we formally established seperation of church and state

Mary: yeah that was good


My thoughts on the matter...


  • To the extent that religion encourages people to act in ways that benefit themselves and each other, reglion is a good thing.
  • To the extent that religion helps people deal with life's challenges in a positive way, religion is a good thing.
  • To the extent that religion unites communities and encourages friendships, religion is a good thing.
Religion is only good for those first 3 points when it encourages people to act in a positive way when they ONLY act that way because of religion. I'd much rather have people try to act based on a rationally derived moral code. If some people couldn't come to a moral code on their own and find one in a reglion, we are all better off with the religion. But that is a very dangerous situation because those people are ripe for manipulation. They're being told what God wants by a possibly corruptible leader or a book written by those leaders. Those leaders become "the mouths of God" or the books become "the word of God." Then, when the wrong person acheives those positions of power, it is scary as shit.

  • Doing anything based only on a belief that it is the will of an all-powerful deity is insane.
  • Doing anything based only on a belief that it will have good or bad consequences in an afterlife is insane.
  • Many practices encouraged by major religions made good sense at some point in history. Because the world has changed so drastically, many of those practices no longer make sense. Many of these take the form of taboos: food taboos, taboos on sexual acts between consenting adults, taboos about deviating from certain rituals. Continuing to strictly interpret these obsolete ideas to the point where it causes emotional distress is insane.
  • The belief that the book of Genesis is a factually accurate historical account of the creation of Earth and humans is insane.
  • We clearly see that many cult leaders are twisted geniuses who exploit their congregations, but we sometimes fail to that many similar figures exist within the leadership of major religions. Combine this phenomenon with the sexual taboos for religious leaders and you get major pedophilia scandals. How many sane, heterosexual males would voluntarily choose a life of complete abstinence? Let's make that group the only people who can be our leaders! Major religions use the same mechanisms as the crazy cults, they just drink pretend blood instead of real blood.
I'm an equal opportunity offender. Hopefully I've offended everyone's beliefs here. Next time I'll write about why every racial group sucks. Except Aboriginal Australians. I love those goofy little fuckers.

8 comments:

Kira Q said...

wow. nobody wants to touch this one, eh?

Mox said...

Well, I for one enjoyed the bulleted list. . .

Walt said...

Most of the people I know are products of Catholic/Christian education, at least through high school, and most of these people are in the same camp as Adam on this one. This raises the question of why the more people understand, the less they believe in religion, assuming my anecdotal correlation isn't just coincidence.

I also wonder, is the smart person line of thinking anti-religion, or anti-theism? Being anti-religion is pretty understandable, since religions seem to all have a few rules that seem more than a little self serving, such as "if you don't do what we say, you will suffer unimaginable agony after you die, which, coincidentally, is right after you are no longer useful to us", "you should get other people to join this religion", and the ever-popular "give us money". Being anti-religion makes sense, because religion is a bunch of crap made up by human beings, who are all subject to corruption, and even by the admission of the religious, are fallible in every way. Being anti-theism has its own different set of problems, most of which deal with the types of questions that no one can really answer.

Take, for instance, the origin of the universe. From what I understand, there are some really intelligent scientific theories on the origin of the universe, most of which I don't understand, and none of which are really all that testable. What makes believing any of these theories inherently better than believing some dude just popped up out of nowhere and just said, "let there be light"? My brain can't really fathom how either alternative works, so I just pick one arbitrarily. Logical approaches like Occam's Razor help here, but can't really tell what's right and what isn't. And, long ago when the original theologians decided to try to explain things like this (in pulled-out-of-ass story form), they didn't know about all this newfangled "science", so clearly the "God Solution" looked like the only real alternative. I'd imagine the downward spiral started when people decided to have people in positions of power who got to dictate to everyone what the truth was.

Religion would be much cooler if it was about people figuring life out on their own, maybe with a little help, rather than having a bunch of old, irrelevant bullshit spooned down your throat. I believe Adam has a quote from Siddhartha that would be appropriate here.

Disclaimer:
Am I religious? No. Do I believe in God? Still working that one out. Am I drunk? Yes. Do I understand science? Kinda.

--W

chuck zoi said...

The human mind was crafted by the process of evolution, something that we are capable of understanding.

Understand evolution backs our understanding more or less back to the creation of the universe (with various generous allowances). We seem incapable of understanding that, probably because evolution had no reason to craft that understanding into our brains. So the best guess our minds have come up with is that everything was created by something kind of like our minds. And that doesn't really even make sense because where did that thing come from...

I'm content to recognize my own limitations: I'm probably not made to be capable of understanding forces at work outside of my own tiny world. And I'm find with that.

Anonymous said...

Interesting take on religion a friend of mine wrote:
"I don't think there's enough room to fully describe how I feel about religion...but I'll try and truncate a little. While I recognize and respect people's individual beliefs, I tend to think all organized religion is a farce. I don't believe in Heaven or Hell, in God or the Devil. I do believe that there is a power in the universe that binds all living and non-living things and governs the laws of nature. But I do not believe it is sentient or deliberate or named. It simply exists and that's all the explanation I need. Thousands of years ago, people created elaborate stories to explain what they couldn't understand. Eventually, those stories became what people believed as truth. I think that at some point in time, someone came up with the idea of using these beliefs as a way to control people and that gave birth to religion. If you really pay attention, most religious concepts are inherently flawed. You ever notice how every major religion believes in a 'God' and that this one person, oddly enough, has all these human qualities? Religion explains this by stating people were created in the image of this God and that it is we, who reflect him. Ever consider it might just be the other way around? It's been said that if God didn't exist, man would have to create him. Well I think that's exactly what was done in the first place. Societies throughout time have been governed by a single person, or have transitioned between individual and group leadership. The idea of a single authoritative power is something very acceptable. So I think people decided that there just had to be this one power in the universe that was responsible for everything they didn't understand, and it's likewise easier to accept this single power in a humanistic embodiment. I could go on forever, but I said I'd try and be short. One thing I will say for religion, is that there is a certain enviable aspect to it. It must be very freeing to give yourself over to and believe in something so completely...to accept that something else guides your fate and that in the end, you'll be given some kind of adequate treatment in an everlasting afterlife. It must be nice."

chuck zoi said...

Good thoughts, thanks for sharing.

I agree somewhat with the "it must be nice" but it must be equally horrible if they have a moment where they realize that maybe none of it ever meant anything.

Walt said...

Well, it's not like you really have control over what you believe, anyway. Believing in a religion is like being in love...you can try to convince yourself that you are or you aren't, but you can't force it either way. If you don't believe in God, you aren't going to convince yourself of it by thinking about it really hard, and the reverse is true as well. Both also carry the risk of waking up one day with your position totally reversed. Nice or horrible, it's not like you have any control over it either way, regardless of which side of the fence looks greener to you.

Anonymous said...

click my name for a link to a decent, relevant excerpt from harper's i read last week. wish it was the full article.

walt is right: for the most part you don't have control over what you believe, overarchingly determined by your upbringing. if you grow up in iraq you will be muslim, if you grow up in india you will be hindu, if you grow up in a western culture you will be christian. the more pertinent question is why do we continue to brainwash our children into believing something that relies on blind faith, is impervious to logic, and ultimately causes a lot more harm than it does good.

on evolution, it's possible that belief in a higher power helped our ancestors, or even modern humans. it feels good to know that shit you do matters, and you will be rewarded in an after-life. or maybe when a tribal war or torrential flood destroys all your friends, relatives, and food, religion gives you some sort of mental resolve to continue to survive. or maybe when your brain gets beyond x cc and you have cognitive, emotional, reasoning processes, you start wondering about shit. or maybe you don't have time to start wondering about shit until you finally get some free time from hunting and gathering all goddamn day and making sure your kids are fed and your mate(s) are taking care of your kids and not off fuckin some other dude while you were hunting because now you have a wheat farm and crispix is some tasty shit. maybe only then can you sit on your ass and wonder what the fuck is going on.

in any case, ditto on fucking religion. religion is not the answer. imagine if all the efforts spent on religion were instead spent on more productive things.