I've played a bit recently with a very special player in the $10/20 game on Party. This guy is insanely aggressive with a wide variety of hands, and continues to bet and raise on the turn or river, often without a pair. Your typical Party $10/20 player has no clue how to counter such aggression. He's won over $1500 in the 430 hands I've played with him so far.
I love playing at his table, because the other players get so frustrated, and soon everyone is playing poorly. His presence at the table has sparked some highly entertaining conversation. Here is my favorite so far:
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Frustrated1 and INSANE GUY have been talking a lot of trash, Frustrated1 saying he wins by good play but INSANE GUY requires luck. Frustrated2 has been agreeing with Frustrated1 in regards to INSANE GUY, but doesn't especially like Frustrated1 much either.
INSANE GUY wins a pot with some lucky catch.
Frustrated1: wow
Frustrated1: lucky XXXXXXX
INSANE GUY: all of a sudden you dont play good now?
FRUSTRATED2: and your not a lucky XXXX
FRUSTRATED2: good bb protection
INSANE GUY: still good
a little later…
Adspar: hey Frustraed1 i have a question
Adspar: at some point in your rant you used a curse that got censored
Adspar: and it had 7 Xs
Adspar: what curse has 7 letters?
Frustrated1: bast ard
Adspar: ah!
Frustrated1: lol
Adspar: i was thinking maybe f.uck.a.ss
FRUSTRATED2: nice
Frustrated1: no, i try not to cuss
FRUSTRATED2: try not to fold either
Frustrated1: and bas tard isnt that bad
2 comments:
its hard to think of many 7 letter curses. however, if i had only 1 guess, i would have guessed a-hole not f-ass.
i cant say i have ever heard anyone use F-A as a single insult. i am not much of a curse word user myself, but next time i do i might have to go sparks style and call someone a F-A...
Please note that when fuckass gets stale you can always switch it up and go with assfuck.
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