Wednesday, November 16, 2005

another birthday, more pictures


Happy 23rd birthday to my archnemesis girlfriend. It has been widely suggested that she is way out of my league, and I cant really dispute it.

I've been asked to clarify that the picture of me was modified by some photoshop effect that squeezes the image in towards the middle. It disturbs me a bit that people didn't realize this. I'm ugly, but I'm not quite that ugly.

5 comments:

F.J. Delgado said...

dude, you look alot like MCauley Caulkin (or however the fuck you spell his name - fuck him, he bangs Mila Kunis and she's hot... wait a minute...)

Brian said...

you look like the brain or whatever it was on that mtv cartoon show that was on a long time ago. i never watched it so I might just be making that up, but i am pretty sure there was some show on with a character that looked like you.

Keith said...

Oh! That explains why your pupils aren't round. Somehow, I didn't realize the picture had been doctored and just figured you were extraordinarily ugly. Good thing you cleared that up.

Anonymous said...

thanks for clarification about the photoshop. i have only met you in person a few (maybe 2) times and was fairly certain that if you were that ugly I would have remembered. So i figured it wasnt a normal picture but wasnt sure.

I was looking for you, but I wasnt looking for not-you.

-earth to meekus

Walt said...

he is just bullshitting you all, that picture is 100% undoctored. i took it myself.