Saturday, June 03, 2006

Shatner PURE GOLD

By the way, we had to recalibrate the Unintentional Comedy Scale thanks to this William Shatner clip on youtube.com -- everything once rated 100 out of 100 has been dropped to 99 so the ShatMan can stand alone (yes, even Carl Lewis' national anthem performance). This will never be topped. I'm calling it right now. We have hit the comedy ceiling, my friends.
- Bill Simmons



1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I have recently been reading around the sacred Sparksblog - I don't think I'm being hyperbolic when I say that it has rendered all past and future attempts at self expression obsolete. The Sparksblog is a piece of art so perfect, so fundamentally soul shattering that it makes the man himself, Mr. William Shakespeare, look like an A-1 Dickface...

(... in fact, it's cold as hell ...)