zion****m

Every once in a while this person IMs me. I have no idea who it is, and the messages are always weird. He seems truly to have embraced the spirit of the IM name I created for this blog: stalk adspar.

7/1/06 Fair enough.

zion****m: Would you like to hear about my recent confrontation with Scientologists?
zion****m: whoa!
zion****m: you're adding everything i say to you to your blog!
zion****m: i just noticed that!
zion****m: MAJOR UPDATE
zion****m: lol
zion****m: i'd sort of appreciate it if you'd remove my aim name.
zion****m: but it's really no big deal.


6/26/06 Location revealed as frequency increases

zion****m: whoa!
zion****m: italy won some soccer game, so the italians in toronto are out in force with their flags and honking and junk!
zion****m: i responded by waving a quebec flag and shouting slogans of quebec liberation and nationalism!
zion****m: some people got pissed off at me, but at least one girl smiled at me!

6/25/06 MAJOR UPDATE!

zion****m: whoa!
zion****m: just now, i was at the ymca sitting on a bench waiting, when a pretty girl walked by and so of course i SCOPED HER OUT like the perv i am.
zion****m: but then i noticed the two people walking behind her were her PARENTS.
zion****m: and, uh, not only that, but my NEIGHBOURS.
zion****m: oops!
zion****m: oh well!
zion****m: my neighbours never liked me anyway.
stalk adspar: WHO ARE YOU
zion****m: SOME WEIRDO FROM THE INTERNET
zion****m: I NOTICED YOU WERE INTERESTED IN POKER AND EVOLUTIONARY PSYCHOLOGY AND ESPECIALLY PINKER
zion****m: i think in that blank slate book, pinker does a tremendous disservice to his colleauges in the humanities, especially michel foucault, who we claims doesn't believe in reality.
stalk adspar: its been a while since i read it
zion****m: yeah.

i've heard tell from people with more scientific knowledge than myself that the book, combined with the pricey speaking tour mr. pinker went on to tout its release, make it look like the book was less a scientific work than it was an attempt to bring in $.

but i REALLY like some of his earlier books, especially the ones that focus on language and the 'how the mind works' or whatever one.
zion****m: ANYWAY.
zion****m: You should start a tattoo parlour to take advantage of the influx of returning soldiers who will no doubt be jaded and want a momento of some sort to commemorate their experience.


6/14/06

zion****m: If I know where there's a license plate that says 'COATSE', which is almost like 'GOATSE', except first segment -VOICE, should I go take a picture of it?
zion****m: If it's like five minutes away?


5/23/06

zion****m: Is it wrong to forge articles on Wikipedia?


5/7/06

zion****m: i'm going to shoot a film where it's on a ship and the sound and video start out in sync, and gradually drift into sync, upon completion of which event the ship itself sinks.
zion****m: you're welcome to act in it, as long as you can pretend to be swayed back and forth without really being swayed back and forth.
zion****m: unfortunetly, the only compensation i could provide is my hospitality.