When I see those Gatorade commercials where they talk about how super-scientifically formulated it is and they show scientists in lab coats monitoring athletes, I always think how bullshit it is, because I pretty much think that every commercial is bullshit. But you know what? Gatorade tastes really fucking good when you've been exercising, and it kind of tastes like ass the rest of the time. Maybe that's just a coincidence. I suppose it could be. But I bet those scientists in the lab coat had something to do with it after all.
As Nancy Pelosi would say (like a fucking idiot), "thank Sweet Lord God Jesus for the miracle of science that You gave us in Your sweet Lord Goodness." And by "sweet Lord Goodness" she meant Gatorade.
1 comment:
agreed. it taste like sweet relief after exercising and like sweat any other time. really, it tastes like hint-of-orange-sweat-in-a-bottle.
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