Friday, August 01, 2008

Go vote for Obama like the liberal sheep that you are

CHANGING THE VERY NATURE OF POLITICS!!

"My interest is in making sure we've got the kind of comprehensive energy policy that can bring down gas prices." Thanks BO!! The US puts more carbon into the air than any other nation, 22% of the world total despite having just 5% of the world's population, but BO's interest is in making sure we have cheaper gasoline. Such bold leadership! Such vivid change!

In linking McCain to the unpopular President Bush, [BO] struck a theme from Ronald Reagan's successful 1980 campaign against President Jimmy Carter by asking a town-hall audience in St. Petersburg: "Do you think you are better off than you were four years ago or eight years ago? If you aren't better off, can you afford another four years?"
Just like in 2006 when we took over Congress! Republicans had been in charge, but you marched to the polls and voted for Democrats because you knew they'd make everything better! Remember how great things were after that? BO supporter Glenn Greenwald will remind you:

Since that overwhelming Democratic victory, this is what the Democratic-led Congress has done:


BO and the Democrats are fucking filthy slime, and you just can't get enough. He'll punch you in the face and you'll ask for more. When someone mentions that he just punched you in the face, you get mad... at the person who mentions it... as you crawl back to Obama and kiss his feet.

Then he kicks you in the teeth.

CHANGING THE VERY FOCUS OF OUR IMPERIAL WARS OF AGGRESSION!!

Hooray! Glorious freedom bombs dropped on different civilians! But dropped by a President who might actually know how to pronounce the name of the towns he destroys, so that makes it better!

2 comments:

Agi said...

hooray for the messiah!

aww shit, I just got an Obamagasm.

Walt said...

you know he only punched me in the face because it was the right move from an election strategy standpoint. if he hadn't punched me in the face, all of the people that dislike me wouldn't vote for him, then he couldn't get into office, and THEN how is the change supposed to happen?

it's so pragmatic i can't believe you don't get it.