More randoms

• There is some ginormous Chinese guy who wants to be the next Yao. This is a regulation basketball. Wow. Freak shows are awesome.
  
• I kept hearing what I thought was George Clooney's voice doing Budweiser commercials. I was wondering how much they'd have to pay him to do that. Turns out it is him, and he is getting £1m, which is almost $2 million. I am all in favor of elite actors doing commercials, like Brad Pitt doing Heineken and Robert De Niro's awesome American Express commercial. I find it hilarious that Russell Crow is opposed to this. What does he care if his colleagues want to make an easy buck?
• Saranac's Adirondack Amber would have been much better with my silly salmon.
• Tonight is Reggie Miller's last regular season homegame. While I hated him for most of his career, as I've become a more general NBA fan in the last few years I've grown to like him. He's definitely always been a polarizing figure, but you have to respect what he's done in 18 seasons with the same team. One of the greatest shooters and clutch players of all time, I don't really understand why he is retiring. He's still got game, and the Pacers could make a deep run in the playoffs next year with Artest back.
• I'm playing in Iggy's satellite on Sunday. WSOP $1500 event entry to the winner.
• It's not that I'm lazy. It's that I just don't care.