
This is awesome.
80 people in blue shirts all flood into a Best Buy and just stand around pretending to be employees. Very amusing.
- A dude walked up to me and said: "Are you guys demonstrating or protesting or something?" I said: "Oh, I'm just waiting for my girlfriend, she's somewhere around here." And he says: "So the shirts....?" And I said: "Shirts?" A security guard walked by and said to the dude, "Sir, this man does not even work here, do not ask him questions."
- A little while later, an older woman with a handful of products walked past me at one point muttering to herself, "Everyone in this goddamned store is wearing a blue shirt and nobody knows a thing!"
- Both security guards loudly advanced their own theories about what was going on. One security guard didn't know who the group was, but suspected that it was some cult, because, "They all have that zombie look in their eyes. They just stand there staring at nothing." They also argued about if the prank was funny or not. One did not think it was funny at all and the other said he thought it was "kinda funny," and tried to explain the humor, "What if you went into Home Depot and there were all these people wearing orange aprons all over the store?" "That's completely different." A few employees tried to get me to spill the secret on what the group was, and another employee came over twice and asked me in a hushed voice, "Are YOU a police officer?"
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