Have you ever been several minutes into telling some kind of story and suddenly realized that there's no possible reason why anyone other than you would care about what you're saying? And then you have to decide if you finish it, or skip as quickly as possible to the ending, or just abruptly stop in mid-sentence.

Yeah.

Wouldn't that be funny if I was writing this because I was on the receiving end and wanted to drop a not-so-subtle hint to someone to stop telling me stupid shit?