Heroes or Zeroes

This is hilarious to me, and probably only to me. I don't watch Heroes but my wife does. Last night she watched it while I was sitting nearby but not watching, so I mainly just heard the dialog. And it was TERRIBLE. I made a point of saying so, repeatedly, which got annoying to her. But I'm validated now that someone else agrees. Seriously, there were some terrible lines.

• Like after some amnesiac found a plane ticket in his name to some Canadian city (Montreal?), he said "all the signs point to (Montreal)."
• I don't remember the exact words, but at some point a mother in her 30s wanted to join some young girls playing jump rope and they started giving her a bunch of shit, like she was some dorky looking white guy calling next at a street basketball game in the inner city or something. Apparently cute little girls playing jump rope are tough.
  
• My favorite was an ominously delivered, "Its Bob," followed by a short pause and then, "he's one of them."

So... yeah. This post really was just for me. Sorry for the diversion. I'll get back to doom and gloom pronto.