Monday, September 05, 2005

Why I mostly ignore Government/Politics

1. Any time I've ever tried to learn something about political topics or government affairs, I always end up frustrated as hell - by the policies of an administration and/or by the huge piles of steaming bullshit that obscure real issues being debated. (My anguished rants on the debate about teaching evolution are a perfect example.)

2. I'm not ambitious enough to try to change anything myself.

So I mostly ignore things. I try not to complain about government or politicians though, because I'm not stepping up to make things better. I do usually vote, although I'm not sure why I bother. I've just decided that so far it isn't worth the annoyance to spend much effort to be informed.

Maybe this is a bad thing, if for no other reason than it leaves me without much to contribute to political conversations. The Chief Justice of the Supreme Court just died, and the only thing I know about William Rehnquist is that he designed goofy stripes to add to his judge's robe. I think I only know this because it was on Saturday Night Live.

Picture me standing around in a group at a dinner party:

"So, my intelligent and socially responsible acquaintances, with Rehnquist's death, how exactly is the new Chief Justice decided? Does the President make the appointment? Does Congress have to approve it?"

"Uh, I dunno. Hey, will the new guy wear the goofy stripes though? Those are sweet... I haven't had a job in 6 months by the way.... This is a sweet dinner party.... Yeah I'm going to go stand over there."

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

What I am saying is this - only two kinds of people discuss politics at "dinner parties"

1. the arrogant
2. the ignorant

If you think that niether one applies to you, then you are in column 1, and if you cant figure out which one applies to you, then you are in column 2.

I think anyone who attempts to have an impromptu political discussion with anyone else is a jackass. If two people ever really want to discuss politics, there is usually if not always a pre-arranged meeting for such discussions... nothing is worse that being at a Sparks dinner party and having someone start a conversation about politics. I think it is almost less appropriate then openly discussing your marital lerations with someone at a party - at least then the other pperson may find what you have to say interesting.

Also, Kanye West lost ALOT of points in my book this week. "George Bush doesn't care about black people." What a hoot! What an easy thing to say that is so impossible to prove one way or another...

Anonymous said...

Kanye West had points in your book previously?

Bearstealer!

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