Where do my hits come from?

I like to reverse stalk my stalkers sometimes. My last 100 hits include referrals from the following:

Top 100 Blogs in Africa - at some point I lied about my location. Now I'm an African blog-God.

Google search for "awesome words" - pretty cool that this search leads to me (~6 or 8 hits)

Google search for "jj redick poetry" - By contrast, it sucks that this search leads to me. I get lots of hits from that kind of search too. (~2 or 3 hits)

Dogpile search for "how to present yourself appearance wise" - HA! I kinda want to know more about this guy.

Google search for "prima nocta wikipedia" - 1.) This guy is impressively lazy that he wouldn't go to wikipedia first, and then search. 2.) I have to assume he's a pervert, not a scholar. 3.) I wonder if he liked my blog...

Google search for "beard growing guide" - hell yes! (~5 or 6 hits)

Google search for "ruined Katie Holmes" - screw you, Tom Cruise.

Yahoo! search for "cock hungry coeds xxx" - wow. I guess this isn't a family site any more. I hope he at least signed up for Party Poker while he was here.

Yahoo! search for "Doyle Brunson sitings" - I wrote up something after a trip to Vegas last year about famous people I saw. I didn't bother to write up anything about poker player sitings after my recent Vegas trip because just about every famous poker player was there.