the list of bullshit

1.) The offensive foul call against DJ Strawberry that changed the end of the Maryland game today. Not that the Terps played very well, but they deserved a fair shot at the end, and the defender looked to be moving. You can't call a questionable charge in the last minute of a close game.

2.) This couple getting kicked out of an IHOP for a quick kiss on the cheek. Fuck those facist bigotards.

3.) Anyone who doesn't love MAN BEARD BLOG. A haiku in honor of MBB:

Brambles of whiskers
Adorn his rugged visage
Fellate him or die