Wednesday, March 14, 2007

yeah

Yeah, it is disgusting to see all these Republican scandals popping like infected zits all around us. We got Walter Reed, Attorney purges, now some broken pumps in New Orleans, and who knows what else.

Perfect:

I’d like to suggest that the conservative approach to governance can be summarized in the following equation:

equation_1

where

equation_2

Or, in the vulgate:

Conservative governance = no planning + privatization + insider looting = disaster to the power of an acute clusterfuck, where insider looting is the alpha and omega of Republican policy.

2 comments:

Brice Lord said...

What would the equation of Democractic governance be?

G = [protectionist trade * (welfare state/stagnant economic policy)] * (+/- 1)

where the sign of (+/- 1) is determined by voter sentiment and district at question.

chuck zoi said...

back from the grave i suggest that the donkleparty approach is exactly the same as the other fuckers, except slightly better planned