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Tuesday, October 09, 2007
only in the CHURCH bathrooms?
Why is it some kind of crime to ask for sex in a bathroom? Why are we having undercover cops doing gay bathroom stings all the time? And why aren't Republicans fighting back on this, considering every single one of them has gay bathroom sex?
I think it's a public health issue. I'm against straight people boning in bathrooms, too, but I imagine it's slightly more difficult to solicit sex from someone of the opposite gender in a public bathroom. It doesn't matter to me who's doing the fucking, I don't want spunk flying around in close proximity to somewhere I might have to drop trou, especially spunk from the kind of people that solicit strangers for anonymous sex. I'm sure there's also some kind of "think of the children" element to it too, since there are kids at the airport, and some of them have to use the bathroom.
That said, maybe if republicans would stop persecuting the gays, they wouldn't have to fuck dudes in bathroom stalls.
If you're asking for it in an airport bathroom, where the hell do you think they're going to blow each other? They're not going to exchange business cards and meet up 3 months later in Indianoplis for a romantic night. And frankly, I'd prefer not to have people sucking each other off and wiping cum all over the bathroom stall when I fly. Maybe I'm OCD, though.
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I think it's a public health issue. I'm against straight people boning in bathrooms, too, but I imagine it's slightly more difficult to solicit sex from someone of the opposite gender in a public bathroom. It doesn't matter to me who's doing the fucking, I don't want spunk flying around in close proximity to somewhere I might have to drop trou, especially spunk from the kind of people that solicit strangers for anonymous sex. I'm sure there's also some kind of "think of the children" element to it too, since there are kids at the airport, and some of them have to use the bathroom.
That said, maybe if republicans would stop persecuting the gays, they wouldn't have to fuck dudes in bathroom stalls.
but aren't they just asking for it in the bathroom? i guess if they went on to do it there, that would be a problem.
i suppose i'm not clear on that part of the process
If you're asking for it in an airport bathroom, where the hell do you think they're going to blow each other? They're not going to exchange business cards and meet up 3 months later in Indianoplis for a romantic night. And frankly, I'd prefer not to have people sucking each other off and wiping cum all over the bathroom stall when I fly. Maybe I'm OCD, though.
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