I've had 13 positive thoughts while pokering recently:

1. I knew he made that flush on the river; I'm glad I checked my top 2 pair. I could have lost a lot more that hand. Good job saving that bet!
2. That certainly was nice of him to show me that set of 3s he turned after I folded to his check-raise. (Maybe I'll just never make another continuation bet with AK.)
3. Well the pot was giving me 9-1 on that flush draw, so in the long run I'll profit from situations like that. So technically I just won $22.22 Sklansky bucks. Awesome.
   
4. That was a very spectacular way he sucked out on me, stastically speaking. Randomness is fascinating.
5. Hopefully winning every pot they're in against me will keep these fish coming back.
6. This song that randomly came on my playlist right as my flopped nut flush loses to a runner-runner full house perfectly captures the feeling of the moment. How delightful!
7. This salsa is delicious.
8. So he had 87o. My read was right! I knew when he bet out on the turn he couldn't beat my JJ on the 743Q rainbow board. Great turn raise! (Too bad the 8 on the river gave him 2-pair...)
9. Well the 2 horrible players just were replaced by tight aggressive players. I guess I'll leave this table in spite being down $434. Good game selection!
10. Oh boy, lets see how badly this flop can miss my AK!
11. Updating my resume will give me a wonderful opportunity to refresh my Microsoft Word skills.
    
12. That awful river call looked spectacular on this new monitor.
13. Sweet, I just remembered that my neighbor is having a birthday party for his kid tomorrow and my clown suit is freshly washed.