SARSGAARD!

Let's just see where this takes me. Here I am blogging at 10pm on a Saturday night. My wife just told me to blog about how pathetic it is that I'm always blogging. Well you know what? She's right and yet she's wrong, and yet she's right.

Anderson Cooper is 39 years old and he's making at least $4 million per year, and he used to be on Channel 1, and I don't even know how many people know what Channel 1 is. Raleigh Valverde, Tracy Smith, Craig Something. Those guys filled my mornings with ambivalence in high school. (I was in the marching band. Does this help my patheticness? The only thing that would be more pathetic is if I was the drum major.)

Hillary Clinton might be the next President. I used to hate her. Now I don't really like her, but if she wins the Democratic nomination I'll pretty much have to vote for her unless George Clooney runs as a Republican because I'd totally vote for him. I used to say I'd never vote for a woman for President, but that was mostly just to piss off my sister.

Speaking of drum majors and marching bands, do you remember this classic post? Guess who made me go to that? Oh yeah, my wife, the former drum major. YOU'RE FINISHED!

There's no point to this post, unless of course the point is for me to get all stream-of-conscious(ness?)y on your ass, in which case there is a point. And I think there is a point. Don't you?

She just came over and read what I wrote so far and feigned like she was pissed off but really she loves it. Then she said "yawn" like it was boring, but that's bullshit. Is this boring? Yeah I know, it is awesome. Now she's telling me what a great drum major she was. Yeah blogging on a Saturday night is what's pathetic.

I don't know a lot about pirate culture, but Arby's is a good food chain that specializes in roast beef sandwiches. Have you caught on yet?

Two things are going on in this post. First, I'm making fun of Kira in real time. And second, I'm watching the Peter Sarsgaard SNL episode and using it to seed random commentary. Anderson Cooper, Hillary Clinton, pirates, Arby's... these are all straight out of the episode... the episode that Kira is watching... while pretending to lead a marching band.