Thursday, January 04, 2007

Virgil Goode keeps on rolling in stupid

Here's elected representative, Virginia Republican Congressman Virgil Goode, in USA Today (via Dispatches):
I believe that if we do not stop illegal immigration totally, reduce legal immigration and end diversity visas, we are leaving ourselves vulnerable to infiltration by those who want to mold the United States into the image of their religion, rather than working within the Judeo-Christian principles that have made us a beacon for freedom-loving persons around the world.
This is beyond satire but I'll try anyway:

We need to promote Judeo-Christian principles to protect our country from religious takeover!

We need to restrict rights in order to be free!

JESUS SAVE US FROM BROWN PEOPLE AND THEIR EVIL WAYS!!!!!

Yeah that's not really satire since it is exactly what he said, except he was dead serious and not trying to be ironic.

(Everything is totally fucked.)

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